Top Definition
an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.
#nantucket #dick #suck it #grin #chin
by XshNanx October 21, 2006
A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it
by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015
Wise old limerick
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.
#nantucket #man from nantucket #limerick #limericks #nantucket man
by D Red July 01, 2009
A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
#belly button #outy #audi #nantucket #new england
by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006
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