Mammorial

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.

Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"

by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010

mammory

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

by teej October 16, 2003

Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.

Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.

by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009

mammory observatory

Titty bar, Strip Club, Adult Cabaret. Anyplace where women's breasts can be seen.

Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."

Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."

Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."

by oafanosu September 6, 2007

Monsterous Mammories

Huge tits, big boobs.

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!

by BABY21 August 30, 2006

Mammory-lock

The resulting fixation when someone with a nice or just particularly large pair of tits enters your immediate vicinity. Similar to the target-lock of modern laser, heat or radar guided weapons. Can also result from females wearing thin fabrics (sans bra), erect nipples and notable cleavage. Males and Females alike can attain a 'lock-on' status regardless of sexual orientation.

1. Yep, that look on Jason's face is definitely a sign of mammory-lock.

2. The shirt Nicole was wearing made it impossible not to have a mammory-lock-on.

by cman5186 May 2, 2013