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A big Italian covered in hair virtually from head to toe that includes the chest/neck area, hands, arms, legs and most important, facial area. Mamacommisto is nortorious for having a full beard, goatee and moustache. Although he may be intimidating, if you see Mammacommisto don't be afraid to give him a big bear hug. He wears glasses and works at the butcher counter.
James: "Mammacommisto sure is looking hairy today."Cody Gibbs: *waves and continues to remove rollerblades*
by Tcooker December 13, 2009