a sad little cuddle fish who dreams about being a real girl. she fist herself day in and day out while taking it up the butt from the annoying little rat thing that jabba the hut keeps with him all the time. when she is done lapping up all the cuddle juice she rapes spider monkeys and spreads new strands of lethal RNA viruses across the globe. AIDS is the result of coryn and amanda maloney sucking up a pearl necklace
they left on a dead spider monkey's tits with a turkey baster and injecting it into the bloodstream of a 9 year old african boy who they kidnapped...and raped vigorously. Because she is so angry at the world she made a sad attempt to write an offensive definition of me on urbandictionary.com, but me being the more offensive and twisted individual, shit all over her face and jizzed all up her cuddle fish nostrils.
coryn and amanda maloney aborted Jesus the second time he came around and drank his fetus through a bendy straw from friendly's.
maloney,hybrid,comes from the name malone and some origin of stunting,a regular member of any girl that has been fucked over by a man aka "a maloney"
e.g. caoimhe got maloned!or got a maloney!
the type of guy that shakes your hand really hard to let you know hes been working out.
did you hear about maloney 69ing that dude behind the dumpster behind the tech?
a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)
Wow, Dad, the cashier at the grocery store had a bad maloney!
a boy who is being rediculous and silly.
"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"
Something that looks identical to something else.
Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.
Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.
That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney
a person whose breath smells worse than a bums asshole
Dude, that chick was a maloney!