Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!
a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary
b) the enlargening of the forehead
c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair
d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.
(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.
The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!