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5. Mallet
Mallet = E
Going to go get a few Mallets
by Spleen Nov 18, 2003 add a video
1. mallet
when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
by Paul Oct 21, 2004 add a video
2. mallet
A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.
3. MALLET
The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.
4. Mallet
A drug binge
I was on a mallet last night
by Wesleigh P Flynn Nov 14, 2003 add a video
6. mallet
a mallet is another name for a penis
you have a small mallet
7. Mallet
Post - Mallet = An after mallet
One would have a major after mallet upon onesself
by Risky Nov 30, 2003 add a video
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