when referring to a mall people, you never use the singluar version of people. It's always a mall people. You must always specify the entire population of mall people even when referring to just one. The reason this is done is because they're all fucking losers, and I hate looking at them when I goto the mall to actually BUY something other than a fucking game of DDR.
Mall people generally dress in all black. The girls are typically on the chubby side, wear a phalanx of 'bang' bracelets, have hair that resembles clown puke, cake 43 pounds of make up on their faces, and run around giving everyone hugs.
Hugs are a mall people's way of trying to fill the void of how worthless they are. Since they're such pathetic social outcast losers, they needed a way to make themselves feel like they are worth a dick or piss.
Male mall people sometimes wear the 'bang' bracelets like the girls. Some of the guys paint their fingernails. Pants are a good way to identify mall people of both genders. Just look for black pants the size of circus tents, with dog leashes hanging off them. You can generally catch a mall people male playing DDR while the re...