Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."
*after they arrive*
Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"
Chick from MN: "Told ya so"
Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?
Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?
Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.
Sarah: My point exactly...