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malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.
"Hey bro, did you just see my goal?"
"no, how'd you do it?"
"I malkowski'd the goalie!"
by HoHo20 January 10, 2012