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Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably
A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".
by DJJimmyJ November 29, 2006
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The belief that the universe is naturally evil/malicious. Not to be confused with Mal(e)ism with is fake counterpart to feminism use as a code word of misogamy.
My friend prescribes to Malism and so does not believe the universe is indifferent to us but actively malicious and out to screw him over.
by Aroun September 06, 2017
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