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A Maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was Quentin, but who changed it when she entered the Witness Protection Program.
Person 1: Holy shit, is that a Maline?
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
by skrinkladadoo May 27, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Red, itchy bumps or patches all over the buttocks and penis. This skin problem that often begins as a teenager as chapped butt cheeks and scaly patches on the penis. Rash can cause penis to retreat (turtle) inside and will cause further irritation.
Malines itchy bumps and patches caused a penis to turtle inside and give irritation.
by cdawgy June 12, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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