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A pair of flooding jeans snipped into cut-offs by a dude. Malemudas are considered too long to be bermudas, but too short to be deemed capris. Malemudas are commonly worn by male baristas, musicians, hipsters, men with unisex names, or any combination of these.
Jessica: See that barista over there?

Ariel: Which one?

Jessica: The hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.

Ariel: Yeah. His name is probably Kelley. And he probably plays bass.
by DariaMorgendorffer January 04, 2013