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Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.
Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."
by Malden isn't real October 07, 2011
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