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When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed
You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!
by Malcolm October 27, 2003

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1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection
Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)
by Aarathon November 12, 2004

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1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls
uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?
by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

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What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.
Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.
by Laz November 23, 2004

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When the feels gets to real you get nervous and scared you ghost out
Friend: hey bro did you tell her your true thoughts and feeling about you two? Me: nah bro I am going to "Malcolm'd her..
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by Witchesbtripping June 18, 2017

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