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A huge bowl or plate of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, topped with a man sized portion of beef, pork, or poultry and salad dressing (Malads never have non-fat or low-fat dressing on them). man salad
The Buffalo Chicken Salad with Extra Bacon at Chili's is not just a salad, it's a malad...
by Diesel Decker September 16, 2008