Man #1: Oh shit, you know that crazy hottie last night at the bar. She's a fucking sexual animal. I got her home and she just went nuts. Tore off all my clothes, licking and sucking everything. We were in the hallway, the living room, at some point she was half upside down hanging off the balcony. There was a plunger and spinning lights. It felt like an alien abduction. I mean, damn, she was insatiable.
Man #2: Whoa. Nice. You gonna go get some more of that? Wait, alien abduction?
Man #1: ... um well. She, um... made me a sandwich.
Man #2: Damn. You're just a little bitch now aren't you?