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1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay
1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!
by dan258 December 08, 2003
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