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This goes out to Major Nelson, XBL Director of Programming
Please don’t consider this as having any form of forum spamming
Not being traditional sending more than just the friend request
I’ll write MJ a rap that’ll hopefully not make the thread infest
The forums because I know that it’ll be the best
At least for those who can be classified as truly celest-ial
I know I can’t win by sending a voice message
All because my voice is not the most festive
I know it’ll be hard because I have to follow the Code of Conduct
Therefore can’t cuss by saying any expletive especially (the f word)
So Major I “dream” that this will get me onto your elite list
As it is all I am trying for with this rap hoping you get the gist
The first technique I tried was making a definition on Urban Dictionary
Thinking that it was necessary to add to the site’s helpful vocabulary

(Chorus 2x)
So Major I just want to be your friend
Make me a part of the elite 2nd power of ten
We can play anything you want, any game you choose
As long as you realize you may be the one to lose
So MJ just accept the request from my name
Sorry I had to make this post bringing me to shame
All I really wanted was to just play a few games.

I may come across rough or tough like your boss
But my friends list is as twisted as used floss
I need to meet people with better names than “hotsauc3”
So if you don’t add me after this, all I can say is it’s your loss
Together we can play Counter-Strike busting shots off from glocks
Or watch each other’s Driv3r replays as we swiftly shift to avoid cops
Joking with each other about eating and gaming only giving us blood clots
Playing Rainbow Six after dinner until we drop or our vision stops
Even playing NBA games bragging about the shots Shaq blocks
So tonight, yes tonight when the sun goes down showing no more light
We can play PGR 2 with all the others from R&R Night
Let’s just be friends and don’t turn on me one hundred and eighty degrees
Well, it’s all over now and I can go back to pouring Long Island Iced Teas
Thanks to all who read this, it’s another attempt to be funny….peace

(Sing Chorus in background as music fades)
Well I originally posted this in the Forums and I was thinking OSN I should let the Urban Dictinary community see it.
by El Barto June 27, 2004
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