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Smart, pretty and adorable! Maja is probably one of the nicest people in the world. She is always there for you, and she knows what's best. Be friends with a Maja. She'll rock your world.
Maja: Are you okay?
Friend: *starts crying her heart out*
Maja: It's gonna be okay!
by paradise606 July 02, 2012
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Maja is an awesome person with lots of energy and comes with an absolutely splendid sense of humor. Boys always fall head over heels for the fantastic Maja. The special thing about the Maja is that she looks good at any angle. So she is very easily recognizable, no doubt about that. Also, when drinking alcohol, the Maja never stops being awesome, even if she is shitfacewasted. The Maja attracts only hot men who are very intelligent. She needs to be stimulated on her very smart self.
Maja: "Fuck, I'm shitface wasted"
Linn: "But you're still awesome!"

Maja: *Makes a joke*
Madeleine: ROFL

Maja: *Walks around in circles and dances crazy monkeydance alle over the place*
Kamilla: Woooow, MAJA you look HAAAWT from any kind of angle!!

For example: people who look incredibly good, you can just say that they're such a Maja

Out drinking and want your friend to be awesome no matter how drunk she or he gets, you can just ask them to be Maja-wasted. Much more charming.
by Bikkja September 06, 2011
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a wonderful person and an amazing friend who is amazing
especially when stupid bitches cant get their own lives.
always there for you, maja
by maja,cool April 16, 2008
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haru lite maja o sälja?
do you have some weed that I can buy?
by _Heather_ October 27, 2006
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The whitest person you will ever know.
Is that snow? No its just Maja
by majun<3 August 21, 2016
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A nice girl who eventually evolves into a bitch after you get to know her for a few years.Usually has an assholeboyfriend who has no brain or life, and friend's that act exactly like her, except one of them's nicer.Also has white hair even though she is in her mid-teens, and wears short shorts when her legs aren't much to look at.
"Yo Jared, you better watch out for Maja she stopped talking to me, and you're next."

"Man that Maja dumped me because she fell in love with that damn kid that acts like a fucking potato,fuck!"

"Here comes Maja and her friends aka the bitch clique ,oh wait but there's Sandy,this should be good."
by dan5842 June 27, 2009
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your mom, your mother, maja + faja, one of your parents...yessurr
i love my maja and mah paja
by MLEmerr February 25, 2005
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