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3. Maintain
The art of keeping things legit. This is "cool" at a way higher excelsior level, beyond human comprehension. Many know of it's premise but only few are capable of keeping a constant mindset of "Maintain." Derived from The Puddin' Thou Art Maintains, maintain has attained thousands of constituents across the globe.
It's not me crying, it's them. I maintain.
1. maintain
October 6, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.
Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.
by dannyfoskey Feb 7, 2003 add a video
2. Maintain
To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.
Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.
4. maintain
v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.
"how you doing?"

"maintaining, I guess"
5. maintain
To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.
Fancy another beer mate?
Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable
by deathbygirth Apr 7, 2004 add a video
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