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mainstream fiction which lacks craft, character development, and often deals with trite topics such as vampire romance involving feeble and helpless female characters waiting for rescue.
Hey Ted, let's check out the Mainstream Fucktion section to see if we can find any new vampire books.
by Jada Danger Hemingway February 19, 2010
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