2. beer and cigarettes are staples to ones diet
3. supper might be a moose that jo blow from up jackman ran into on his way home and u helped him gut it and now u got half the carcass.
4. its acceptable to go to the bathroom outside cause theres not many public rest rooms when u get up in the woods.
5. the seasons are winter, mud season, summa, fall and the biggest season of couse is basketball season.
6. my annual vacation is the basketball tournament
7. high school basketball players earn celebrity status
8. u dont need street numbers or anything here cause we all know where each other lives
9. maines the best place in the world to live
If you can't be pro-active enough to find stuff, or hate the outdoors, its not for you. Just let me know if maine has ever caused a problem to anyone else. Seriously, do you have a blueberry alergy or something?
Maine, now you've seen it, go home you tourist!
a place where you can drive for fifty miles, go through the center of town in a minute and a half and then drive another fifty miles before you see another traffic light...
down in Ellsworth we joke that if any more tourists come visit Bar Harbor for the Fourth of July, the whole island (Mount Desert Island) is going to sink.
Yes = Ayuh (eye-ya)
pizza and soda = pizzer and soder