(noun) A tropical cocktail made famous by "Trader Vic" Bergeron in 1944, after mixing rum, lime, orange curacao, orgeat and syrup, with a spring of mint and fresh fruit garnish. His Tahitian friends named it with their native reply after tasting it, "mai tai" meaning literally "very good". Note that legend has it the drink is based on a recipe by "Don the Beachcomber" Gantt, who also invented the Navy Grog, the Tahitian Rum Punch, the Dr. Funk, and the Zombie.
by biggs33 May 12, 2009
by notsteelersfn17 July 8, 2006
A woman who is or appears to be socially and sexually conservative. That is, until after a few drinks such as Mai Tais. Then, her libido kicks in and she gets freaky and crazy in the sack where anything goes and with a ton of energy...biting, spanking, teasing, screaming, etc.
I'd been dating this nice Christian girl for a while. Then we went for drinks at the local Chinese restaurant's bar. We got liquored up and went back to my place to hang. But she went all wild and freaky on me. Oh my god! She freakin' bit me and rode me like a mad woman! What a fuck buzz! I fell in love with that Mai Tai wildcat that night and have been loving her ever since. I want to marry her.
by 02050 loves 02333 November 15, 2011
The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
by travisonfire January 16, 2013
by Joseph June 6, 2004
THE original asian rapper. He can beat that wanksta Jin Tha MC anyday. Too bad he's now slowly fading into history, Jin is brainwashing asians all over the world, and the thing that really sucks is that he got gunned down.
by X-Terminator October 26, 2003
by SunLP6 January 1, 2011