Mahtin

A sarcastic wall shaved gorilla man who likes to party. Enjoys several different things.
1. Getting facials.
2. Graphics
3. BJ Thompson
4. and Sometimes
This gorilla man is thought to be dangerous but is really a cuddly lover, NOT a fighter.

If your friends find out you got a facial they will say, "Dude! i heard you got a fat mahtin all over your face!"

Mahtin by Mr. Chamon December 2, 2010

Martincitopants 

The Chad among Chads who likes Obama Alien Defense

''Martincitopants is the Chad among Chads that reccomended us the best game ever''

Martincitopants by Joe Mama sugondese nuts February 18, 2021

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019

Melanie Martinez 👑 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜

Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019

Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

Melanie Martinez by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016

bald martin 

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

bald martin by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019