Top Definition
A poker genius who passes a resemblance to AJ Rimmer and is allergic to washing up.
His one fault is the incapability to grasp the concept of prime numbers.
AKA Primus
12.01am: 'There's someone at the door for Mahoney Bitch!'
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

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