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A type of ninja who makes tea.
"Hey man, check out that Maher! He's making tea."
by crazedmel January 27, 2008
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An individual with an enormous heart that can be shy yet stubborn and get a thrill out of arguing. Loves attention and gambling just for fun. Family comes first and will do anything to make sure that happens. Loves sex and porn as well as being more than amazing in bed.
Gave this guy Maher my number never called so I got his number and called him, intentions of sleeping with him but fell in love with him
by Mikayladanser February 03, 2010
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They rule! They are known for there aptitude, proficiency and prowess at any odd game of skill. They then taunt the opponent with declarations of their aptitude, proficiency, prowess and skill at "ruling" that odd game.
Wow Mahers rule at skeeball, video bowling, foozball, beanbags, badminton, etc. etc.
by Iyes B. Aysum May 27, 2010
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Typically a person who never makes any type of dumb comment, and thus, is the smartest person in all his or her classes.

A naturally smart person.
"Hey did you hear Joe got a 35 on his ACT?"
Friend, "Yeah, it's understandable, he's a Maher".
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a type of fish that is as ferocious as a shark but is the size of a gold-fish. It typically resides in a fish bowl
Philip: Hey look at my Maher (he says as he sticks his finger in the bowl and the fish bites it)
Philip: Ow!
Melody: Haha Don't mess with a Maher
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When you prefer the company of a donkey over a woman.
Don't Maher my donkey he won first prize in the state fair.
by John Flair May 31, 2007
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