A strange creature, it has been determine that it arrived on our planet some three million years ago on a flying banana. With it, this creature carried many strange diseases, which we now know of as the first STD's. This creature is highly infectious, and transfers it's mutations and horrible disfigurements to it's host. This parasite also smells of the sea, believe it or not. It is also capable of flight, using it's very, very loose geintal parts. This creature is known to be very stupid, and loose as a soccer net as well.
Dude, did you hear about Tom? He got raped by a Mahalah last night.