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12.
a nickname that really lame dickwads try to give themselves because they think it makes them sound cool, or they think it fools chicks into thinking that they have a big penis, when in all actuality, they probably have the tiniest choad you've ever seen.
Guy #1: Can you believe Billy wants us to call him Magnum?

Guy #2: What a little choad! That grundle troll is annoying as fuck.

Guy #1: Yeah, I know what you mean. I wonder if he asked his manager at T.G.I.Friday's if he could put "Magnum" on his name tag.
by Edsantry February 09, 2007
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1.
1) A handgun.
2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.
3) A brand of condoms- extra large.
4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.
1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening!
3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.
5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us?
by shame_shame_shame August 30, 2005
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"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!
by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005
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3.
A really large penis.
Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.
by Syda March 24, 2005
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4.
An incredibly powerful handgun
Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)
by Snake July 18, 2004
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5.
A round with a greater amount of propellant than a standard cartrige or the wepon that fires this ammunition. Named after the largest size bottle that champagne is sold in (almost 1/2 gal.)
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6.
A brand of extra large condoms.
While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.
by idontgot1 July 13, 2008
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7.
Usually a really big condom
You know I need the Magnum for my ish.
by G.O.A.T. November 23, 2004
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