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Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.
by Jorge Dos Santos February 18, 2011

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