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a severe condition in which an individual is experiencing detrimental levels of sleepiness and their eyes feel like they have magnets attached to each lash. The individual usually fights against the urge to shut eye but the magnets are too powerful. Magneyesis is not an uncommon condition but is disliked by many.
BF 1: oh girl... you keep falling asleep... what is up with you?
BF 2: huh... what... oh... crudmuch! I must be suffering from Magneyesis *fell right back to shut eye*
BF 1: there you go did it again...
BF 2: i think i better get to bed before all my lashes fall out! :(good night! i love you baby .
BF 1: sweet dreams..... :)
by sreepyhead June 24, 2010