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1.
A rarely dangerous, but often bothersome medical phenomenon in which molten rock is violently projected from the mouth. Generally associated with Lava Teeth dental disorder or the gum disease known as Gingivitis.
"Sweetie, my penis feels a bit charred."

"Oops! Must have been the Magma Mouth."
by emmaruby January 03, 2008