A dirty, retarded, old pervert who plays runescape and preys on every unsuspecting girl who is nice to him. He stalks them and then when they don't return his feelings makes up lies about them and slanders their name. He is a rank in the worst clan in existence and is the reason why they lose all their female members. He is now famous to the girls of runescape as being a pathetic loser who will try to win you over by talking about how horrible every other girl has always treated him. Don't fall for it. Its just his attempt at a pick-up line.
If you run into Magic_Phil2 be sure not to be too nice to him. The next day he will be telling everyone you cybered him and are his true love.