A dick who sees a magic trick at an angle, so he sees what is happening. Then the dick thinks that he is smart, so he tells everyone how it is done and ruins the fun.
Boy: Chris thinks he's so smart because he saw the magic trick from behind.
Girl: What a magic dick!
A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.
Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."
Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"
Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick