|1.||Magic Teleporting Diggers|
A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.