The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."
To shake ones hand as if you were holding a magic 8 ball in hopes of the approval to proceed in doing whatever judgement-lacked decision you had previously just thought up. **When intoxicated, answer always comes out yes**
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Russian Roulette?
Guy 2: Magic 8Ball says... 'Im feeling lucky'