A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.
" You're such an ugly butt."
short blonde person filled with energy that is never ending.
Another word for this is shorty,blueberry,m&&m, zazu
Maggie is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine to survive.
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.
If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.
Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."
A chef of some sort, usually from Scotland. She is creative, inventive, a little bit crazy and always looking for new recipes.
She is also the creator of Maggie noodles that can be found at any convenience store near you. Her famous recipes include fried onion & cockroach, traditional fart, prawn poo and kangaroo penis noodles.
Hey I'm about to crack open a packet of Maggie's pubic hair noodles, you want some
One who neglects personal boundaries and human emotion. A vile person who wishes ill fortunes onto another just by being within 10 feet of them.
Short, stumpy, and rude.
A person who tells another to do something because this "Maggie" will not be burdened with such.
TOTAL FUCKING CUNT!
-"Do you see that Maggie over there?"
-"Maggie. The fat bitch over there that just screamed at that person because the person's shoes don't match."
-"Oh. Yeah. WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING CUNT!"
-"Wow, look at that Maggie!"
-"Yeah, I can see her from across the field. Why is she screaming at that person?"
-"I think they tried to do her a favor."
A girl who can be sweet and nice when she wants but is always a PIG! She stacks pieces of cake on top of each other and swallows it whole, without chewing! She wants everything her way but in her heart there is a little bit of niceness for others.
"Did you see her take all those cookies? Ugh she's such a Maggie!"
Person: Why don't we color this in purple?
Maggie: NO! I WANT IT PINK OK!!!! MAKE IT PINK!!!!!!!
Person in mind: Ugh, she's such a maggie, her name fits perfectly!
A whore, who smells like fish. Tries to steal everyone's boyfriend, has a million STDS, wears skanky clothes and thinks she's hot, often referred to as a walking STD (aka her identifier) tends to have an awkward smile and no one likes her.
Guy: Did you see that girl at the party last night?
Other Guy: Yeah dude she was a Maggie
Guy: More like a grenade but whatevs