If you ever run into a young teenage Maggie, RUN. The only thing you will get out of this creature is drama. The young teenage Maggie is a popularity seeking leach. Whoever she needs to put down or humiliate to become popular she will take the chance to do so quicker than you can snap your finger. She will betray any person who tried to be nice or accepting of her just so she may have a shot at being "popular". The Maggie can be found starting drama around the halls of SMS. If you ever have the horrid encounter of this beast throw a mixture of reality, truth, and unpopularity to melt this Maggie creature to the ground.
Shane: "Guys I think Maggie is coming"
Chuck: RUN BITCHES!!!!! D:
A girl who appears nice but as you get to know her turns mean. She is a backstabber. She is a priss and a teacher's pet. She lies to get her way and make you seem bad. She is very popular and will do anything to out-shine you, even if you're her friend. Stay away from Maggies, They are never good.
"Ew. She is acting like Maggie."
"Wow. Whatta Maggie."
A magnifying glass.
Give me that maggie, will ya? I can't read this stuff!
A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.
" You're such an ugly butt."
is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore
who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money
, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer
out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.
If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.
Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."
A chef of some sort, usually from Scotland. She is creative, inventive, a little bit crazy and always looking for new recipes.
She is also the creator of Maggie noodles that can be found at any convenience store near you. Her famous recipes include fried onion & cockroach, traditional fart, prawn poo and kangaroo penis noodles.
Hey I'm about to crack open a packet of Maggie's pubic hair noodles, you want some