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22.
1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.

3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.

2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"

Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."

3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"

4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.

5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."

6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
by Usedpseudonym December 18, 2013
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23.
an amzing girl that ANY guy is lucky to have. shes extremly smart, funny, caring. Though you dont know it she can be easily hurt, so be careful. She takes relationships seriously so dont screw ger over. Shes beautiful in every sense if the word.
She needs to trust you before she goes beyond just friends, and its hard to gain her trust. She will ALWAYS be there for you, as long as your always there for here. She may seem easy going and she generally is, but dont think you shouldnt ask her opinion. If you do truly love her, your time together will be the best time of your life. Love her and dont let her go because she sure wont. And the party never really starts until she walks in.
Guy 1: Who was that
Guy 2: Maggie
Guy 1: Damn shes amazing
Guy 2: Hell ya, good luck tryin to get her though.
by valleyedspider June 03, 2012
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24.
The most perfect girl to walk this planet. She usually has brownish hair, which always looks perfect. She has big, beautiful eyes that you want to stare in for hours. She has the best smile ever, but hates it. She is so perfect, every guy wants her, but she's saving herself for that special guy. Her favorite color is usually Carolina blue and she loves any food, especially dinosaur chicken nuggets.
Sebastian: "Oh my god I love Maggie."
Zack:"I know man, she's perfect."
Sebastian: "I hope she likes me."
Zack: "She told me she likes you, after I asked her out."
by theperfectgirlsadmiroreer December 15, 2012
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25.
The most lovable girl in the world. She isn't a fighter, but a lover. She will fight for love. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with her, and you're the luckiest man alive. She's the most wonderful girl in the world and will stand up for what she believes in. She can make you crazy in love with her just when she speaks. I hope I get you to read this Maggie ;).
I love you Maggie <3
by Nighthawk2378 February 24, 2013
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26.
Crazy, random, awesome, smart, short, and furious.
Maggie is short with short hair which is brown with blonde highlights. She has freckles and is a little shy around most people, but around her friends she's crazy and fun. Maggie looks sweet and fragile, but beware if you make her angry she'll go off on you like a lion.
Maggie is awesome.
by Cookiekayla February 19, 2012
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27.
She is a girl who is hard to get and doesn't fall in love easily. A non-complicated girl who any guy would be lucky to have. She’s a strong, independent girl who is loving and caring towards others. She is always laughing and smiling. Sometimes her insecurities get to her, but she is one unique beauty who doesn't give up on anything quickly. At times, she is confusing, but things will clear up fast and easy. Her beauty draws you like a magnet. A shy girl at first, but once you get to know her she is crazy and fun. You can never be sure that you know everything about her. She’s very understanding and considerate of others feelings. She always gives out great advice and is one amazing person who can always make you smile and laugh. She’s mostly unpredictable and probably one of the best friends you will ever have.
Maggie is the nicest girl I know!
by m_gabriella_m June 18, 2013
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Short for Margaret;

A kind, strange and loving girl. She can be misunderstood by many, but if you just ask for her to clear things up she will. She can be obsessive over things like a new project, book series, or television show. Maggie will be shy, and not easily trusting, but once she's gotten to know you she'll forever be there for you. But if you do get on her bad side she won't do anything to be mean. She'll be polite to you but she won't bother doing anything else.
Maggie is a little strange, but shes the best and most loyal friend you can count on.
by Lunar-Lunacy April 03, 2013
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