2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.
2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"
Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."
3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"
4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.
5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."
6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
She needs to trust you before she goes beyond just friends, and its hard to gain her trust. She will ALWAYS be there for you, as long as your always there for here. She may seem easy going and she generally is, but dont think you shouldnt ask her opinion. If you do truly love her, your time together will be the best time of your life. Love her and dont let her go because she sure wont. And the party never really starts until she walks in.
Guy 2: Maggie
Guy 1: Damn shes amazing
Guy 2: Hell ya, good luck tryin to get her though.
Zack:"I know man, she's perfect."
Sebastian: "I hope she likes me."
Zack: "She told me she likes you, after I asked her out."
Maggie is short with short hair which is brown with blonde highlights. She has freckles and is a little shy around most people, but around her friends she's crazy and fun. Maggie looks sweet and fragile, but beware if you make her angry she'll go off on you like a lion.
A kind, strange and loving girl. She can be misunderstood by many, but if you just ask for her to clear things up she will. She can be obsessive over things like a new project, book series, or television show. Maggie will be shy, and not easily trusting, but once she's gotten to know you she'll forever be there for you. But if you do get on her bad side she won't do anything to be mean. She'll be polite to you but she won't bother doing anything else.