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4.
a very crazy and clumsy person who acts like a five year old but is much older... around their fifteens....
magdalena ivanova
by anonymous....ooooohh August 08, 2008
 
1.
Mag-duh-lay-nuh - (noun). Origin: Magnanimus Pius (Polish, meaning "thieving magpie").
1. A girl who either steals your heart away like a thieving magpie would a shiny object or who resembles the small black-and-white bird in appearance.
2. Often used to describe the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Can also be used to describe the most beautiful black-and-white bird you've ever seen.
3. "Rare beauty"... in bird-watchers' terms.

Synonyms: Magpie, Pie, foxy-lady, stone-fox
"Why are you drooling?" "I've just seen a Magdalena."

by Alex2010 August 31, 2006
 
2.
Is a girl who is sophisticated, gorgeous and down to earth. A Magdalena is a person who is a modern hippie, loves the beach and hitting bongs. You can find her dancing in the rain.
"wow did you see that sunset!?"

"yeah thats a Magdalena."
by anonymous but sure February 04, 2010
 
3.
She is the one thing that everyone always misses no matter what. She can be a crazy rapest and a stalker at times but you know you will want it. A Magdalena is by most the more beautiful one in the group, enjoys fivesomes, and is the last one to leave. Doing the dew isn't her thing but the coke way of the cuming and the burst of bubbles is her favourite.
Dude....I want a Magdalena to rape me like she thinks im fucking coke.
by jackass11 March 22, 2008
 
5.
A small, hairless, flightless bird, commonly known as a 'squab'. This creature is a popular dish in various parts of Somalia. It is well known for its overly delicious and succulent breasts. Magdalena, translated from Somalian to English gives a definition of a Labia, which gives an outlook of the femininity of this tiny creature.
Boy: "Holy crap, look at that disgusting creature! It looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"

Bypasser: "Oh, that thing! Thats a Magdalena!"
by Abdikharam Smith January 02, 2008
 
6.
any girl (though usually Eurotrash) whose picture is posted to a discussion board or usenet group etc. who the poster finds to be highly attractive but whose beauty the general populace finds questionable at best; most commonly followed by the phrase "its polish girl"
"Dude, found this girl's MySpace. Moar?"

"Fuck off! That's Magdalena - its polish girl."
by AnonIB March 29, 2009