v. To get so pissed off at something you did wrong, you kick a chair and break a toe (or two)
It is coined after, Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Ryan Madson kicked a chair after allowing the tying runs to score in one of his outings during the 2010 MLB Regular Season.
Note: if a chair isn't available, a wall or any hard surface will do.
After failing the test, Bobby was so pissed he Madson'd himself and broke his big toe.
After blowing the save in two consecutive nights, Dan Madson'd himself and was out for the next two to three months with a broken toe.