A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."