The name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. This creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. There, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. Her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. Humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. She has recently been captured by Captain Ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).
Boy 1: WHALE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!
Boy 2: That's no ordinary whale my friend. Inform Ahab. THAT IS A MADIDICK! his lover has escaped from her dungeon!
Captain Ahab: MAN THE HARPOONS!
IGGS girl: Isn't that just madi?