Loves penis and guys with flippy hair.
crushes on fat ppl
likes to sing in the shower

likes hairy guys
shes short like a dwarf
she has blue eyes and brown hair
she gets mad at her friends
she likes kraft dinner.
Thomas- "Maddie I love you so much pls marry me"
Maddie-"no get the fuck away u not hairy"
by JimBob the third August 17, 2014
Another word for a llama.
Did you see that Maddie? It almost spit on me! derpp
by lllamas4lyfe January 10, 2012
A nasty, evil girl who rejects cookies from nice boys and makes them cry. This may also refer to a girl who needs to stop being incestuous with her brother and needs to start washing herself instead.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about how that girl rejected Mike's cookie?

Person 2: Aww yeah. I heard it's because she's romantically interested in her brother and not Mike.

Person 1: Man, that girl is such a Maddie.
by Twerkoholic October 22, 2013
she is an aboriginal who thinks that wogs and fobs are the same because they have O's. she has an amazing body and id like to be with her every minute of everyday, i also like having sex with her and i think we should more often. i adore her
omg theres a maddie, OMFG wait it's a pikachu!!
by metalman66689 June 17, 2011
a girl who once gets in trouble blames everyone else stating she had nothing to do with the situation
lindsay: " who did this"
Maddie: " i didn't do any of it, it was all Christine, Tessa and David"
Kate: She's pulling a Maddie again
by Rafiki Ratz October 18, 2011
to lick on the butthole of a man while he is pissing
Guy 1: Hey guys did you hear about sanchez's weekend

Guys 2&3: No what happened?

Guy 1: He got a maddie after he was so drunk and broke the seal
by jose montana September 28, 2010
A backstabbing skank. Maddies usually look like a 5 year old, and act like one too. They think everyone likes them, when everyone talks behind their back. Usually steals 'friends' boyfriends.
Kelli: Wow. She totally hooked up with my boyfriend this weekend.
Jana: Shes totally a Maddie.
by Vfd176 April 06, 2009

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