| 1. | madden 06 | ||
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code name for the act of masterbating....giving up jerking it for lent is known as the madden 06 bowl. taylor- ryan. you are the best at madden 06
ryan- ya i practice all the time when i am alone. taylor- great..are you ready for the bowl? ryan- ya this year im gunna take home the trophy. |
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| 2. | EA | ||
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Electronic Arts, owned by Lawrence F. Probst III (55), Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer. EA is one of the most successful video game entertainment companies and is reknown for its sports titles such as Madden and NBA Live. Yo, you play Madden 06 yet? Its off tha heazy!
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| 3. | The Puzzler | ||
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A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance. Another TD for "The Puzzler"!
Putzier is not that good in real life. |
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| 4. | bullshot | ||
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Fantastic spec video game screenshots that obviously do not reflect the actual quality of the game's graphics. Intended to generate unrealistic hype. Conflation of bullshit and screenshot. Coined by Gabe of pennyarcade.com. That Madden '06 pic is total bullshot.
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| 5. | Snowman Abomdnifuxx | ||
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Snowman Abomdnifuxx is the worlds largest football player, weighing in at 450 lbs and is a stunning 5'2". He is he fastest sprinter on the team and when you press X to dive, he will flip into the endzone. Joe: Look at that nigger go!!
John: Thats no nigger! Thats Snowman Abomdnifuxx!!! |
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| 6. | McNobody | ||
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Donovan Jamal McNobody (born November 25, 1976) is an American football quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles of the National Football League (NFL). He has been the Eagles franchise quarterback since 1999. McNobody played college football for Syracuse University. The Eagles selected him as the second overall pick of the 1999 NFL Draft. He has ZERO SuperBowl rings, and has earned Philly ZERO Lombardi Trophies. |
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| 7. | God shit | ||
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God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game. God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!
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