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A poorly performed handjob. Usually by a girl who says she is experienced. Yet, in actuality, she jerks you off like a crazed sea dragon. Yo, bitch, what the fuck are you going all mad hatter for? Tighten that grip up and fuckin quit pullin the shit outta it!
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LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland. "...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen. Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face." |
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An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit. Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!
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Someone with great skills in a craft in which they specify. Many times used as a sports team name because of the definition. The image of the mad hatter team symbol usually shows a large, angry, and muscular man resembling 'Uncle Sam' the mascot of America. The Mad Hatters defeated the Knights because of their honed skills and prowess upon the field.
When he is in a conversation he is a Mad Hatter, his words are so finely selected and so high class everyone who hears him feels his influence. |
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When you take a hit off a pipe/bong/blunt with marijuana in it and in the same breath inhale from a cigarette and then without exhaling take a shot of hard liquor then exhale all the smoke after swallowing. Dude, my friend was totally messed off some mad hatters last night.
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The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter" Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !
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The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax. Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"
Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed." |
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