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machofucker

Term became popular through a commercial gay porn site with the same name that featured almost exclusively well-hung Straight- or Bi-sexual guys, most of them with an Ethnic background, who had rough sex with mostly smaller, white or Hispanic gay boys. The immense popularity of that aforementioned website led to the fact that everyone using the term "Machofucker" in, for example, private contact ads or profile pages on gay contact sites, could be assured that the reader would make the right association what the writer meant by using this term.
Headline of a gay contact ad: "Hung Dominican, 29, 6", 10in, uncut, all Top, looking for younger slim dudes to get fucked Machofucker-Style."
machofucker by yaman08008 January 3, 2017
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A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.
<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.
microsuck by Peter October 28, 2004

Microcuck 

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.
Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018

muchosucko 

site that which contains some of the most disturbing shit u can ever see in your life

www.muchosucko.com
asd: i just saw a horse fuck a fat lady from the back
me: eww the fuck u disgusting shit
muchosucko by Dong Woo April 25, 2005
An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
Microsuck by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

microfuck 

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.
God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.
microfuck by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004
"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."
Macrocock by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017