An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.
Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.
Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.
Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.
Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.
Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.