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8. Machine
A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.
I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.
1. Machine
If you call someone a machine it means that they are really good at something or are extreamly fast or skilled in a particular sport.
"Look at that Tri"
"Mush he is a machine"
2. Machine
An extremely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
3. Machine
An extremely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
4. Machine
A person who is very appealing and attractive, esp. females. Commonly used in surbubia Sydney.
What a Machine! Look at that chick, she's got it all!
5. machine
To do something with a degree of certainty, ample strength, or lasting ability.
Tiger Woods is a golfing machine

That guy just did 1000 sit-ups, he's a machine.

A) Josh can fuck all night long.
B) Yea, he's definetly a machine
by Bug Aug 26, 2003 add a video
6. machine
How computer enthusiasts refer to their computers.
Have you seen my new machine play Crysis?
7. machine
in London, UK it can mean a gun.
as in "bring your queen leave your machine."
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