the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.
I dont know what im talkin about.
The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.
Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?
Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.
Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?
Star of cult 80's show of the same name.
Also "The Hoff's" arch nemesis (see definition under Hoff
Responsible for an increased number of Hoff
related emailing and starting the Hoffing war, a fued between 80's B-grade celebrities in a power struggle for a share of the born-again celebrity email popularity market.
For more information, please see the definition under Hoff
"I can't believe all these f*cking Hoff emails, now we've got f*cking MacGyver to put with. Damn it!!"
A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).
Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
The act of planting ones' hands on the ground and simultaneously propelling ones legs outward in a kicking motion to strike an object with great force
Alex totally macgyvered that backpack.
Dude Carl, keep him distracted while I MacGyver him.
A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.
"I needed to tighten that bolt right then. Luckily, I had my MacGuyver on me..."
Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.
Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock
Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!
describing a situation that requires quick, decisive thinking in order to prevent harm or conflict.
I had to pull a MacGyver today so my girlfriend wouldn't find out I cheated.