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The Bahasa word for 'Traffic Jam' used in the most congested city on earth, Jakarta (Indonesia).

Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.

A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
Dood are you coming over?

I can't at this time fam, MACET !
Macet by M1STAH July 23, 2011
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Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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LADY MACBETHING 

The action of convincing someone to take violent action in order to remove someone in power who is above said person.
"This office needs a real leader someone who can take charge and cut out the middle man *drops knife* whoops" "Dude you are totally Lady Macbething me right now!!"
Macee is the kind of girl with lots of friends and a slight attitude. She’s sassy but sweet. Macee is smart. Macee tends to like boys around her age and her height. Many people adore and love her.

Macee is not afraid to be herself. And although she can get annoyed quickly and she’s SUPER loud she is the kind of friend you want in your life. Macee is extremely talented and is always trying new things to expand her experience even if she isn’t good at her new “hobby”.

If you meet a Macee NEVER let her go. Because she is the best listener, and will always be there when you need her
Macee is sweet.
Macee by Gabi409 April 24, 2018

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021
One who is a dedicated fan of an American pop girl band, Megan & Liz, composed of fraternal twin sisters, Megan Mckinley Mace and Elizabeth Morgan Mace. Megan & Liz has garnered over 500,000 subscribers on their Youtube channel in a span of 4 years. Fans of Megan & Liz show their support by making themselves known as Macers.
Megan & Liz will be opening for Action Item on their upcoming, "The Stronger The Love" tour. I wonder if I'll meet a Macer or two at the Nashville show.
Macer by Kehvaunh September 21, 2011

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018