Two words: Badass Motherfucka
Chuck Norris: I am looking for my long-lost brother, can you help me?
Yoda: Mace Windu, most badass Jedi in the order, he is.
Chuck Norris: Mace, are you my brother
Mace Windu: YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!
Owns the only lightsaber that say "BAD MOTHER FUCKER," on it.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Jedi brothers. And you will know my name as Mace Windu when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
The second baddest guy in the universe.
Known for being one of the most powerful Jedi. Second only to the great Master Yoda
himself. Kicks ass and has an awesome purple Light Saber.
Was killed by Palpatine and Vader.
Palpatine: I will not let this Republic, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two. My negotiations will not fail.
Mace Windu: If they do, you must realize there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic... we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
A respected Jedi on par with the venerable Yoda, Mace Windu was a senior member of the Jedi High Council. His wisdom and experience were legendary, and his words carried great weight. In the later years of the Republic, Windu spent most of his time in the Jedi Temple of Coruscant. He regularly conferred with Yoda and the ten other members of the Council, contemplating the very nature of the Force and the affairs of the Jedi Knights.
Windu was well schooled in Jedi philosophy and history. He knew of the ancient prophecy of the Chosen One who would return balance to the Force. When maverick Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn approached the Council with a prospective candidate to fulfill that prophecy, Windu was hesitant. With reservations, he agreed that the child, Anakin Skywalker, could be tested for Jedi potential.
Though Anakin had the highest midi-chlorian count on record, and indeed showed great potential, the Council and Windu decided that he was not to be trained. He was too old to begin the life of a Jedi. After Qui-Gon's death, the Council rescinded their original decision, and granted Obi-Wan Kenobi permission to train Anakin Skywalker. Still, Windu fostered a mistrust of Skywalker, feeling that he was too powerful for his age and too unpredictable.
Windu, a diplomat by nature, believed in the power of words over action. But as the galaxy found itself increasingly fragmented by the rise of a powerful secessionist movement, he grew to question some of his firmest held b...
The baddest motherfucker in the entire galaxy. This motherfucker is an even more powerful than Yoda, who has 800 years of experience. Mace Muthafuckin Windu is the only Jedi badass enough to carry a purple lightsaber. In addition to being a Jedi Master, Mace "Sam Jackson" Windu is also the most notorius/legendary pimp in all the galaxy. Although it has not been confirmed, Mace Windu is rumored to have a wallet that reads "Bad Motherfucker". Unfortunately, Mace Windu was killed by that little bitch Anakin Skywalker and that pedophile Palpatine.
Ex 1: Mace Windu is one bad motherfucker.
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
A "Mace Windu" is when you grip your junk too hard when you're beatin it, and it starts turning purple... Like the Star Wars hero's purple light saber.
"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
the only black jedi in the whole fuckin star wars galaxy
Star Wars fan 1: hey who's that guy with the purple lightsaber?
star wars fan 2: really? that's Mace Windu the black jedi!
star wars fan 1: OH SHIT!